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Penis Pump Causes Car Crash
BRATISLAVA-- A Slovak driver who crashed into a bus shocked rescuers who found him unconscious and half naked with a vacuum pump on his penis.

Police said the 42-year-old man, driving an old Citroen in the Slovak town of Levice, had ignored a "give way" sign.

"It's very likely he had auto-sex while driving, it is a matter of investigation. After the accident he was found lying in the seat, his pants were off and it (the pump) was placed on his penis," police officer Peter Polak told Reuters.

"I've never seen anything like this, nor have my colleagues," he added.

The man was taken to hospital with head injuries.


Imagine exlpaining that to the insurance agent.
 

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If were looking for a glass half full side to this story, then the Penis Pump manufacturer can claim they make a very strong and sturdy product.

" Our pumps are so tough they can withstand a car crash "
 

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